Alright, so I'm here at John Brown University in Siloam Springs, Arkansas, and the men of North Hall decided to go to Swepco for a little late night swimming (Swepco is a lake used as cooling water for a power plant, so the water is as warm as a bathtub).

The female RA's were told that they could not come, as there would be... yeah...

Anyway, they struck back by stealing our towels and shoes and shirts (and a set of keys).

So we immediately left and chased down the girls.

We caught them at the parking lot, but they ran into the trees, so we picked up their SUV (there were close to 15 of us), and turned it sideways between two other cars so they couldn't get out.

My first night of college debauchery. Yes.